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Location: Home > Movies > Office Space (53 WAVs Found)

ofsp-2chicks.wav
Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons ... "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
Diedrich Bader as Lawrence ... "I'll tell you what I'd do man ... two chicks at the same time, man."

Length
00:07
Filesize
79k

ofsp-37pieces.wav
Jennifer Aniston as Joanna ... "If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy over there Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?"

Length
00:09
Filesize
98k

ofsp-40vibe.wav
Peter ... "What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?"

Length
00:03
Filesize
29k

ofsp-advice.wav
Lawyer ... "Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. No, minimum security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright."

Length
00:16
Filesize
168k

ofsp-asskickd.wav
Peter ... "When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence ... "Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man."

Length
00:12
Filesize
124k

ofsp-betrfire.wav
John C. McGinley as Bob Slydell ... "We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week."

Length
00:08
Filesize
87k

ofsp-boltonfan.wav
Bob Slidell ... "Are you any relation to the pop singer?"
David Herman (I) as Michael Bolton ... "Naw, it's just a coincidence."
Bob Slidell ... "Because I'll be honest with you! I love his music! I do! I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'."

Length
00:13
Filesize
143k

ofsp-cleanup.wav
Michael ... "You're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, cause no one would clean shit up, if they had a million dollars."

Length
00:07
Filesize
76k

ofsp-coaster.wav
Greg Pitts (II) as Drew ... "Give her a ride on the ol' bone roller coaster! AAAAAAAAAAH! Hah!"

Length
00:05
Filesize
57k

ofsp-conjugal.wav
Peter ... "Shit, we should be so lucky. Do you know that they have conjugal visits there?"
Ajay Naidu as Samir ... "Really?"
Peter ... "Yes."
Michael ... "Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months."

Length
00:10
Filesize
104k

ofsp-consult.wav
Richard Riehle as Tom Smykowski ... "You have to interview with this consultant. They call them efficiency experts ... but what you're REALLY doing is interviewing for your own job!

Length
00:06
Filesize
64k

ofsp-cornhole.wav
Lawrence ... "Hey Peter!"
Peter ... "Yeah?"
Lawrence ... "Watch out for your cornhole, bud."
Peter ... "Okay, Lawrence."

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

ofsp-crack.wav
Steve ... "Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack, but now I'm off and trying to stay clean."
Peter ... "Ok.
Steve ... "That is why I'm selling magazine subscriptions."
Peter ... "No."
Steve ... "And I was hoping that you could help me out ..."
Michael ... "Wait, wait. You used to be addicted to crack?
Steve ... "Yeah, um..."

Length
00:17
Filesize
182k

ofsp-cussncar.wav
Samir cusses up a storm while sitting in traffic

Length
00:09
Filesize
95k

ofsp-dohere.wav
Bob Slidell ... "What.. what would you say... you do here?"
Tom ... "Look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"

Length
00:19
Filesize
206k

ofsp-dothat.wav
Gary Cole (I) as Bill Lumbergh ... "If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that would be great."

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

ofsp-fna.wav
Peter ... "This isn't so bad, huh? Makin' bucks... gettin' excercise... working outside?"
Lawrence ... "Fuckin' A."
Peter ... "Fuckin' A."

Length
00:15
Filesize
157k

ofsp-grammys.wav
Michael ... "Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
Samir ... "You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."
Michael ... "There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
Samir ... "Well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?."
Michael ... "No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"

Length
00:19
Filesize
206k

ofsp-guysgood.wav
Peter ... "I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight."
Samir ... "Peter, she's anorexic."
Peter ... "Yeah, I know. They guy's really good."

Length
00:09
Filesize
100k

ofsp-hatejob.wav
JoAnna ... "I HATE THIS JOB! I HATE THIS GODDAMN JOB AND I DON'T NEED IT!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
41k

ofsp-hawaiian.wav
Gary Cole (I) as Bill Lumbergh ... "Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Length
00:10
Filesize
104k

ofsp-hearwall.wav
Lawrence ... "HEY PETER MAN! CHECK OUT CHANNEL NINE! CHECK OUT THIS CHICK!"
Peter ... "Dammit, Lawrence! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?"

Length
00:09
Filesize
92k

ofsp-ihavememo.wav
Peter ... "(Phone rings) Peter Gibbons. Yes... I have the memo."

Length
00:11
Filesize
123k

ofsp-jobsecur.wav
Peter ... "What if we're still doing this when we're 50?"
Samir ... "It would be nice to have that kind of job security."

Length
00:06
Filesize
62k

ofsp-lastraw.wav
Stephen Root as Milton Waddams ... "Excuse me? (Door closes) Well, okay, but... That's the last straw... "

Length
00:07
Filesize
77k

ofsp-listen.wav
Milton ... "Well... I... I told Bill that if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating."
Peter ... "Uh huh."
Milton ... "So I don't see why I should ..."
Peter ... "OK.
Milton ... " ... have to turn down the radio."
Peter ... "Yeah, alright."
Milton ... "I enjoy listening to my radio at a reasonable volume."
Peter ... "Thanks... Milton."

Length
00:19
Filesize
199k

ofsp-lookingup.wav
Peter ... "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are! We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
42k

ofsp-mafia.wav
Michael ... "You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime, and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it."
Samir ... "We're new to it though."

Length
00:09
Filesize
101k

ofsp-makemore.wav
Peter ... "You're a software engineer?"
Steve ... "Yep."
Samir ... "Things must be very rough for you."
Steve ... "Actually man, I make more money selling magazine subscriptions than I EVER did at Initrode."

Length
00:11
Filesize
114k

ofsp-missing.wav
Paul Willson (I) as Bob Porter ... "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter ... "I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it Bob."

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

ofsp-mkay.wav
Lumbergh ... "Mmmkay?"

Length
00:01
Filesize
6k

ofsp-mondays.wav
Natalie Denning (I) as Initech Employee ... "Uh-oh! Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

ofsp-ninaspeaking.wav
Kinna McInroe as Nina ... "Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!" (Repeats 3x)

Length
00:14
Filesize
148k

ofsp-nosalt.wav
Milton ... "Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it."
Rupert Reyes as Mexican Waiter ... "Lo siento mucho, Senor... gringo."
Milton ... "Lo siento, but I won't be leaving a tip! Cuz I could, I could shut this whole resort down! Sir? I could take my travelers checks to a competing resort! I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned! I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole! There was salt on the glass... BIG grains of salt!"

Length
00:39
Filesize
414k

ofsp-notarmed.wav
Michael ... "Thing's lucky I'm not armed."
Samir ... "(Pulls paper out of the printer) Piece of shit!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
47k

ofsp-notmeant.wav
Peter ... "We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements."
Michael ... "I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music."
Peter ... "Oh that is not right, Michael."

Length
00:22
Filesize
235k

ofsp-oface.wav
Greg Pitts (II) as Drew ... "I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!"

Length
00:10
Filesize
105k

ofsp-paperjam.wav
Samir ... "WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM? I SWEAR TO GOD, ONE OF THESE DAYS I-I-I JUST KICK THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE WINDOW!"

Length
00:08
Filesize
82k

ofsp-pcload.wav
Michael ... "PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

Length
00:03
Filesize
30k

ofsp-pos.wav
Samir ... "(Pulls paper out of printer) Piece of shit!"

Length
00:03
Filesize
30k

ofsp-poundme.wav
Michael ... "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!"

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

ofsp-problem.wav
Lumbergh ... "Ahhhh, we have sort of a problem here."

Length
00:03
Filesize
32k

ofsp-putup.wav
Tom ... "Do you know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit?"

Length
00:04
Filesize
41k

ofsp-rapincar.wav
Michael's rap song.

Length
00:28
Filesize
297k

ofsp-righton.wav
Drew ... "Alright Peter! Oooh-Oooh! Hahaha... Right on!!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
47k

ofsp-seememo.wav
Lumbergh ... "Did you see the memo about this?"

Length
00:02
Filesize
26k

ofsp-soulless.wav
Peter ... "HE REPRESENTS ALL THAT IS SOULLESS AND WRONG!!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
40k

ofsp-stapler.wav
Milton ... "I believe you have my stapler?"

Length
00:01
Filesize
16k

ofsp-suprman3.wav
Michael ... "It's pretty brilliant. What it does is every time there's a bank transaction where interest is computed, you know, thousands a day? The computer ends up with these fractions of a cent, which it usually rounds off? What this does is takes those little remainders and puts them into an account."
Peter ... "This sounds familiar."
Michael ... "Yeah, they did it in Superman 3."
Peter ... "Right."
Michael ... "Underrated movie, actually."

Length
00:20
Filesize
210k

ofsp-talkass.wav
Lawrence ... "Oh, I'm sorry man! Look, I-I-You know, I'm talking out of my ass."

Length
00:04
Filesize
45k

ofsp-volume.wav
Milton ... "Well, I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume."

Length
00:04
Filesize
45k

ofsp-whosback.wav
Todd Duffey as Brian the waiter ... "Hey! Look who's back!"

Length
00:01
Filesize
15k

ofsp-yeah.wav
Lumbergh ... "Yeahhh."

Length
00:01
Filesize
11k


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