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Location: Home > Movies > My Fellow Americans (9 WAVs Found)

mfa-3women.wav
James Garner as President Matt Douglas ... "You're a whore! Admit it! Admit you're a big whore! Go ahead."
Jack Lemmon as President Russell P. Kramer ... "Name three women from the District of Columbia that you didn't bang while you were in office...what am I talking about? Name one!"
Pres. Douglas ... "Screw you!"
Pres. Kramer ... "Blow me!"

Length
00:12
Filesize
133k

mfa-alltimes.wav
Everett McGill as Col. Paul Tanner ... "We know where you are at all times... that's our business."

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

mfa-attempts.wav
Pres. Kramer ... "There was only had one assassination attempt on me, you had three!"
Pres. Douglas ... "Two! That woman from Phoenix doesn't count! She only had a starter pistol!"

Length
00:06
Filesize
69k

mfa-dontkill.wav
Pres. Douglas ... "From the minute you're out of office they don't care enough about you to kill you anymore... people are fickle!"

Length
00:05
Filesize
53k

mfa-funerals.wav
Secret Service Agent ... "We'll be at Air Force One shortly, President Douglas."
Pres. Douglas ... "I hate these funerals. It's just awful when another good Democrat passes on!"
Secret Service Agent ... "I believe the deceased was a Republican, Sir."
Pres. Douglas ... "Oh! Well then it might not be so bad!"

Length
00:11
Filesize
114k

mfa-golf.wav
??? ... "I'm so sorry, and I'm so embarrassed. and I hope this doesn't scare you away from golf... Because it's such a great sport! I-I know your people... the black people, don't really enjoy the game, but I think that's because you can't get into the nice clubs! The restricted ones. And on the other hand, your people are so good at so many sports, that maybe it's good that we white folks have a sport that you people are not so good at!"

Length
00:23
Filesize
252k

mfa-setballs.wav
Pres. Kramer ... "It's a kick in the balls! Sorry sweetheart."
Lauren Bacall as Margaret Kramer ... "Please, I'm a politician's wife! I have a set of my own."

Length
00:05
Filesize
57k

mfa-steal.wav
Mrs. Kramer ... "Now, before we check out, do you want me to steal all of the little shampoos and conditioners?"
Pres. Kramer ... "Come on, now....Please! I already got 'em."

Length
00:08
Filesize
90k

mfa-surprise.wav
Wilford Brimley as Joe Hollis ... "What an unexpected and bloodcurdling surprise."

Length
00:03
Filesize
32k


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