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vegasv-5dollars.wav
Chevy Chase as Clark Wilhelm Griswold, J5. ... "What can I do with 5 dollars?"
Blackjack Dealer ... "Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun? Hahaha!"
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00:08
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87k |
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vegasv-bilttown.wav
Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie ... "People like you come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
39k |
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vegasv-blazin.wav
Cousin Eddie ... "Oh, man, it is a-blazer out there! You're lucky you've got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended."
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00:07
Filesize
72k |
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vegasv-blinded.wav
Marisol Nichols as Audrey Griswold ... "Look at these people! Blinded by glitter and the almighty dollar."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
49k |
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vegasv-feelluck.wav
Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold ... "Feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?"
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00:02
Filesize
20k |
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vegasv-hesgood.wav
Cousin Eddie ... "Aw, he's gooooood!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
25k |
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vegasv-holiday.wav
Holiday Road Song
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Length
00:31
Filesize
338k |
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vegasv-joinclub.wav
Clark ... "You know, honey...the guys at work tell me there's a special club we can join, if we meet in the bathroom."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
65k |
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vegasv-kicknuts.wav
Blackjack Dealer ... "Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day!"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
79k |
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vegasv-lookhome.wav
Cousin Eddie ... "Aww, look who's home! Heheh .. This one here's my pride and joy!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
53k |
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vegasv-ohgod.wav
Cousin Eddie ... "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH-HO MY GOD!!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
47k |
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vegasv-pierce.wav
Cousin Eddie ... "I keep telling him he's going to pierce himself shut one day, but what can you do? The boy likes eating through a straw!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
58k |
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vegasv-profesnal.wav
Clark ... "Did you know that blackjack is the only game where a smart player has a mathematical advantage over the house?"
Corinna Harney as Girl at Blackjack Table ... "Are you a professional?"
Clark ... "Hmm? Nah, not really....Are you?"
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Length
00:11
Filesize
120k |
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vegasv-radation.wav
Clark ... "Eddie, don't you worry about radiation?"
Cousin Eddie ... "All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden's spitting out 50 pound tomatoes!"
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Length
00:08
Filesize
91k |
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vegasv-sparky.wav
Ellen ... "Really, Sparky?"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
18k |
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vegasv-think.wav
Clark ... "I need to go someplace where a man can think."
Cousin Eddie ... "Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. The stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time."
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Length
00:09
Filesize
92k |
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vegasv-yuban.wav
Cousin Eddie ... "Oh yeah! Yuban coffee! You know, you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eatin' right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
93k |
