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Location: Home > Movies > Grumpier Old Men (11 WAVs Found)

gom2-3bears.wav
Burgess Meredith as Grandpa Gustafson ... "The baby bear looked and he said, 'Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!' But Goldilocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair trigger!"
Katie Sagona as Allie ... "That's not the way it goes!"
Grandpa ... "And that was the end of the three bears!"

Length
00:24
Filesize
259k

gom2-cataloni.wav
Grandpa ... "What do you say we go back to my place, and I'll show you my cataloni! Huh?"

Length
00:05
Filesize
56k

gom2-chucke.wav
Walter Matthau as Max Goldman ... "People are not gonna come down here for Italian, when we've got a Chuck E. Cheese right in town!"

Length
00:05
Filesize
59k

gom2-gettnany.wav
Jack Lemmon as John Gustafson ... "I think I liked you better before you were gettin' any!"

Length
00:02
Filesize
23k

gom2-holdup.wav
John ... "You and that beautiful lady?"
Max ... "I am the thief of hearts...I am the gangster of love!"
John ... "Gangster, huh? Well tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up?"

Length
00:09
Filesize
93k

gom2-lesbians.wav
Geraldo Rivera as Himself ... "What happens when Bonnie & Clyde turn out to be
Bonnie & Bonnie? Lesbian bandits, next on Geraldo."
Max ... "Oooh! Lesbians! Yummy!"

Length
00:09
Filesize
100k

gom2-neutered.wav
Max ... "You don't have the balls to take me on anymore! Ariel's had you neutered!"

Length
00:07
Filesize
71k

gom2-poorman.wav
Max ... "Would you look at that poor man? hah hah hah!"

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

gom2-quarter.wav
Grandpa ... "RELAX! Kids swallow quarters all the time!"
Daryl Hannah as Melanie Gustafson ... "Really?"
Grandpa ... "Sure! If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying, huh?"

Length
00:11
Filesize
121k

gom2-whackem.wav
Ann Morgan Guilbert as Mama Ragetti ... "At last! I get to WHACK him!"

Length
00:03
Filesize
29k

gom2-wishcrap.wav
John ... "Pop, I wish you'd try the low fat bacon."
Grandpa ... "Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other...and see which gets filled first!"

Length
00:08
Filesize
90k


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