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Location: Home > Movies > Runaway Bride (30 WAVs Found)

rab-10minutes.wav
Julia Roberts as Maggie Carpenter ... "Umm, is that dress for sell?"
Lee McKenna as Mrs. Whittenmeyer ... "It's just a lot of money to spend on one of your dresses Maggie. After all you only wear them for about 10 minutes or so.

Length
00:13
Filesize
141k

rab-apologize.wav
Maggie ... (reading from the newspaper) "Maggie Carpender, I apologize to you for this unfortunate matter....here it is...Ike Gramm's column will not longer be appearing in this paper. Best of luck in your upcoming marriage."

Length
00:13
Filesize
137k

rab-biteme.wav
Maggie ... "How did she get all those guys to propose, she's not that beautiful. (reading from a post-it note). Bite me paperboy!"

Length
00:07
Filesize
77k

rab-confession.wav
Maggie ... "Bless me Father for I have sinned. My last confession was...well. Anyway, I have sorta a technical question. I've been having bad thoughts, really bad thoughts"
Donal Logue as Priest Brian ... "Of an impure nature?"
Maggie ... "No, No, I want to destroy this man's life, career everything. I want revenge. Now on a sins scale how bad is that? Can I Hail Mary my way out of that?"
Priest Brian ... "My Child...any sin.."
Maggie ... "My name's Maggie it was this side of 10 years ago that you had your tongue down my throat don't "my child me" Brian. It annoys me."
Priest Brian ... "Look, Look, Look Mag."

Length
00:43
Filesize
463k

rab-devour.wav
Joan Cusack as Peggy ... "What is unusual about Miss Carpender is that she likes to dress her men up as grooms before she devour them."

Length
00:08
Filesize
86k

rab-diatribe.wav
Richard Gere as Ike Graham ... "I don't write bitter diatribes about women.."
Hector Elizondo as Fisher ... "oh oh."
Ike ... "..very often......but I could."
Lisa Roberts as Elaine ... "Only when the ideas aren't flowing, huh?"

Length
00:07
Filesize
75k

rab-didit.wav
Peggy ... "Guess what? She did it!"
Priest Brian ... "Maggy Carpender got married."
Choir ... "Alleluia"
Peggy ... "Betty, she did it. She did it!"

Length
00:24
Filesize
262k

rab-dragged.wav
Mrs. Whittenmeyer ... "Oh hi Maggie, You'll have to excuse her, some of the children are afraid of you since you dragged that little boy up the aisle."
Maggie ... "Dragged, no I...I didn't, no he tripped on his own shoe laces."

Length
00:11
Filesize
121k

rab-eggchoice.wav
Ike ... "The most lost woman I have ever.."
Maggie ... "Lost,?"
Ike ... "Yes, you're so lost you don't even know what kind of eggs you like. Yes, yes yes that's right. With the priest you wanted scrambled. With the dead head, it was fried. With the other guy, the bug guy, it was poached. Now it's like oh.....egg whites only. Thank you very much."
Maggie ... "That is called changing your mind."
Ike ... "No, that is called not having a mind of your own. Maggie what are you doing?"

Length
00:30
Filesize
321k

rab-fine.wav
Ike ... "You look fine."
Maggie ... "Fine? You're reading your newspaper upside down. That's gotta be better than 'fine'."
Ike ... "Yea."

Length
00:15
Filesize
160k

rab-guarantee.wav
Ike ... "Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times and I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life cause I know in my heart you're the only one for me."

Length
00:25
Filesize
267k

rab-guarantee2.wav
Maggie ... "I guarantee that we'll have tough times and I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life cause I know in my heart you're the only one for me."
Ike ... "Very good speech Maggie."
Maggie ... "I borrowed it from this writer I know."

Length
00:45
Filesize
489k

rab-happytogether.wav
Christopher Meloni as Coach Bob ... "Ya did great. (to Maggie) What the hell were you doing?" (to Ike)
Ike ... "Bob, I'm really sorry about this. She kissed me back."
Maggie ... "I kissed you back?"
Ike ... "Yes you did you kissed me."
Bob ... "Yea I caught that. You want to tell me how long this has been going on?"
Maggie ... "About a minute."
Ike ... "Longer for me."
Maggie ... "Really?"
Bob ... "What do you expect me to say to this?"
Ike ... "Well Bob, you can say I hope you two will be really happy together."
(punch sound)
Bob ... "I hope you two will be really happy together."

Length
00:33
Filesize
359k

rab-helpme.wav
Ike ... "bam bam bam bam bam bam bam....Oh, oh help me, help me. Yep, that would be her."

Length
00:12
Filesize
125k

rab-joke.wav
Maggie ... "Yes, I've seen it and it is the rudest most offensive joke anyone has every played on me. You guys...how long did this take you? Where did you get it done? You're both creeps by the way. I should dis-invite you."

Length
00:17
Filesize
186k

rab-marryme.wav
Ike ... "oh no, my God no."
Maggie ... "No, no don't hide your face. This happens once in a lifetime and it's definitely a first for me and you're not gonna want to miss it so pay close attention. I love you Homer Eisenhower Grahm, will you marry me?"
Ike ... "I got to think about this a little bit."
Maggie ... "Ok, good, I was hoping you would say that."
Ike ... "You were NOT!"
Maggie ... "I was cause if you said yes right away, I wouldn't be able to do this next part and I was practicing let me just..."

Length
00:49
Filesize
530k

rab-mayberry.wav
Ike ... "Shazam, I think I'm in Mayberry."

Length
00:03
Filesize
61k

rab-morningshow.wav
Ike ... "Cory, Cory Flemming, he's a radio announcer here, isn't he?"
Peggy ... "Yea, have you heard his morning show, Wake up With Flem?

Length
00:10
Filesize
103k

rab-oneeyedsnake.wav
Ike ... "Grammy here was giving me the skinny on why you run from marital bliss."
Jean Schertler as Grandma ... "Right. Netta cover up your ears. It's not that she's afraid of the wedding. She's afraid of the wedding night. Innocent girls are terrified of the one eyed snake. Why when I was a virgin bride, I took a knitting needle to bed with me."
Maggie ... "oh, um Gramma, I charmed the one eyed snake a while ago."
Grandma ... "oh, yea I forgot. Well I'll tell you one thing your grandpa never forgot that wedding night. Netta you can take your hands down. The tea's cold."

Length
00:42
Filesize
448k

rab-reporter.wav
Peggy ... "Are you a reporter?"
Ike ... "What?"
Peggie ... "It's just been our experience that anyone that comes in here with tassels on his loafers is a big city reporter wanting to do an interview with Maggie."
Ike ... "Un huh, about her upcoming wedding and all?"
Peggy ... "Actually about her getting that asshole from New York fired."
Ike ... "I am such a reporter."

Length
00:23
Filesize
249k

rab-runagain.wav
Ike ... "You got me fired lady. You destroyed my reputation and you screwed up my hair. You chew up men, spit them out and love it. You're gonna do the same thing to this poor schmuck number 4 that you did to the previous three. You're gonna run again and I'm not leaving till you do."
Maggie ... "I'd love to stay and chat, but I still have my job, ha."

Length
00:26
Filesize
278k

rab-runaway.wav
Reg Rogers as George Bug Guy ... "There's a girl from my hometown that you can write about."
Ike ... "Excuse me but we don't need any ideas."
George ... "She likes to dump grooms right at the alter. They call her the runaway bride."

Length
00:10
Filesize
110k

rab-runningshoes.wav
Maggie ... "These are for you."
Ike ... "Used... ?"
Maggie ... "Well, they're mine. I'm turning in my running shoes to you."

Length
00:10
Filesize
110k

rab-shirt.wav
Marvin Braverman as T-Shirt Vendor ... "Get your "I don't think she will" shirt. These shirts are not sold in stores."

Length
00:08
Filesize
83k

rab-snakes.wav
Maggie ... "Oh be careful of um snakes."
Ike ... "What?"
Maggie ... "Snakes."
Ike ... "I don't like snakes."
Maggie ... "Walk nice they won't get you."
Ike ... "Come on, come on, come on."
Maggie ... "What are you doing a snake dance."
Ike ... "I'm scaring the snakes."
Maggie ... "You're scaring me."
Ike ... "I'm scaring myself."

Length
00:30
Filesize
319k

rab-tightbutt.wav
Grandma ... "I like his tight butt."

Length
00:02
Filesize
32k

rab-toast.wav
Allan Kent as Mr. Trout ... "May the groom's heart be filled with hope and the brides feet filled with lead."
Laurie Metcalf as Mrs. Trout ... "May the pitter patter of little feet, not be Maggies"
Jane Morris as Mrs. Pressman ... "May the gifts be returnable."
Paul Dooley as Walter ... "You know the old saying, 'You're not loosing a daughter'? Well I'd like to. Maggie may not be Hall's longest running joke, but she's certainly the fastest."

Length
00:37
Filesize
398k

rab-toast2.wav
Ike ... "To Maggie's family and friends...may you find yourselves the bull's-eye of an easy target. May you be publicly flogged by all you're bad choices and may your noses be rubbed in all your mistakes."

Length
00:28
Filesize
305k

rab-vindication.wav
Fisher ... "Vindication. How would you like some? A chance to prove that although your story wasn't entirely factual, your theory was correct."
Ike ... "The real story of Miss Carpenter."
Fisher ... "All the gory details."
Ikea01 " Um humm, um humm."
Fisher ... "And if she runs again, you got a cover story."

Length
00:18
Filesize
198k

rab-want.wav
Ike ... "You want a man who will lead you down the beach with his hand over your eyes just so you can discover the feel of sand under your feet. You want a guy that will wake you up ay dawn just bursting to talk to you. Can't wait another minute to just to find out what you'll say. Am I right?"

Length
00:32
Filesize
343k


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