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Location: Home > Movies > Drowning Mona (19 WAVs Found)

dm-blowjob.wav
Marcus Thomas as Jeff Dearly ... "You know, B for Bobby and J for Jeff. You know BJ Landscaping."
Bette Midler as Mona Dearly ... "Well, I think JB Landcaping has a ring to it. Besides, you don't want anyone going around calling you Blow Job Landscaping do ya?"

Length
00:14
Filesize
155k

dm-candymachine.wav
Danny DeVito as Chief Rash ... "Tell me something Cubby, you notice anything odd lately?"
Will Ferrell as Cubby ... "You mean other than the fact that nobody seems to care about this woman's death?"
Chief Rash ... "Along those lines."
Cubby ... "Hell I've seen people more upset with loosing change in a candy machine."

Length
00:13
Filesize
142k

dm-celebrate.wav
Casey Affleck as Bobby ... "It was just a car accident on the road"
Neve Campbell as Ellen ... "Well, we gotta celebrate."

Length
00:11
Filesize
120k

dm-dead.wav
Peter Dobson as Feege ... "Ya know Mona Dearly?"
Chief Rash ... "What about her?"
Feege ... "She was proceeding southbound on route 9 when apparently her vehicle was involved in a 21107."
Chief Rash ... "huh...What?"
Feege ... "She drove into the river." She's dead!"
Chief Rash ... "uhmmm."

Length
00:27
Filesize
286k

dm-experiment.wav
Ellen ... "You're not gonna tell him about Lucinda, are you?"
Chief Rash ... "Of course not. Besides, I experimented a bit when I was your age too."

Length
00:11
Filesize
120k

dm-half.wav
Jeff ... "I get half."
Bobby ... "I know."
Jeff ... "And none of that 50% bullshit!"

Length
00:06
Filesize
137k

dm-hands.wav
Feege ... "That Jeff Dearly.."
Paul Ben-Victor as Tony ... "What about him?"
Feege ... "You gotta hand it to him."
Feege ... "Hey Jeff, what's your handle."
Paul Schulze as Jimmy D. ... "Hands Up, put your hands up."

Length
00:14
Filesize
153k

dm-hitme.wav
Man in bar ... "You talking to me?"
Lisa Rieffel as Valerie ..."Big talk from the big man, big man."
Man in bar ... "Where's Bobby Calzone when you need him?"
Valerie ... "So what ya gonna frigin do, you gonna frigin hit me?"
(sound of a punch)

Length
00:09
Filesize
184k

dm-honest.wav
Jamie Lee Curtis as Rona ... "Look, I-I-I have to ask you something and I want you to be honest."
William Fichtner as Phil Dearly ... "Sure. (pause) What?"
Rona ... "Did you do it?"
Phil ... "Did I do what?"
Rona ... "Did you kill her?"
Phil ... "How could you ask me that......how could she ask me that!"
Rona ... "It looks suspicious, Phil."
Phil ... "It was an accident. It was a stroke of good luck."
Rona ... "Good luck doesn't happen to people like us. Good luck happens to Madonna
Phil ... "No, Tony and Jimmy D said it could have been slippage on the road or something. I don't know."

Length
00:27
Filesize
286k

dm-kissass.wav
Jeff ... "Yea, you do that you little kiss ass."
Phil ... "Yea make sure you wear them kiss ass shoes too."
Jeff ... "That landscaping kiss ass t-shirt."
Phil ... "I'll mow your lawn, I'll trim you hedges and..."
Jeff & Phill together ... "I'll kiss your ass."
Jeff ... "There he goes..." (making kissing sounds)
Phil ... "Yep...Yep look at that, yea a little hesitation before the kiss."

Length
00:15
Filesize
164k

dm-nine.wav
Bobby ... "I'm picking you up tomorrow at nine."
Jeff ... "For what?"
Bobby ... "What do you mean for what, for work."
Jeff ... "Nine, God that's early."

Length
00:10
Filesize
102k

dm-pay.wav
Jeff ... "Yo what is this, you trying to tell me this is what I'm busing my anus for. For 287.5."
Bobby ... "It's always 287.5"
Jeff ... "Mom, he's totally trying to rip me off."
Mona ... "You holding out on us Calzo."
Jeff ... "Ya where's the rest of it ya dick."
Mona ... "Looks like he's wearing it."
Mona ... "Ya nice shoes."

Length
00:17
Filesize
186k

dm-personality.wav
Chief Rash ... "Jeff, did your mother suffer from any medical conditions you might know of?"
Jeff ... "I think she had a personality disorder."

Length
00:10
Filesize
215k

dm-salad.wav
Chief Rash ... "Ya know my mother used to say, "Life gives you potatoes, make potato salad'."
Mona ... "Well life handled me a whole pile of shit, what am I suppose to make with that?"
Phil ... "Shit salad?"

Length
00:11
Filesize
226k

dm-vote.wav
Mona ... "You didn't vote for me."
Phil ... "Well sorta."
Mona ... "What do you mean sorta? They all say Bobby."
Phil ... "Really?"
Mona ... "Phil, you're my husband. You're suppose to support me."
Phil ... "Yea but Bobby had really good form though hun."
Bobby ... "Thanks Mr. Dearly."
Phil ... "You're welcome Bobby."

Length
00:12
Filesize
129k

dm-vowel.wav
Rona ... "Phil, I've really been a good sport about all of this. I really have. I've really tried to do what you want. You wanted to buy an O so I let you buy a vowel. I did... cause you wanted to buy a vowel so I let you buy an O but that wasn't good enough. You had to have the free spin. You wanted to have the trip to Acapulco, well you know what, you landed on bankrupt buddy."

Length
00:21
Filesize
221k

dm-wheelwatcher.wav
Phil ... "I'm a wheelwatcher, I'm a wheelwatcher woo. I want it baby. Oh yea yea, come on!"

Length
00:08
Filesize
177k

dm-working.wav
Phil ... "Oh Bobby came by to express his loss over our sorry loved one."
Jeff ... "Yea I ain't working today."

Length
00:06
Filesize
123k

dm-yellow.wav
Feege ... "What do you think? Should I do the yellow apple 6 report or the yellow apple 7?"
Chief Rash ... "What's the difference?"
Feege ... "Well the yellow apple 6 involves water."
Chief Rash ... "Well Feege the car is submerged in water. What do you think?"
Feege ... "Lets go with the yellow apple 6."
Chief Rash ... "Yea, I think that's a good idea."

Length
00:22
Filesize
236k


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