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fbdo-batter.wav
Alan Ruck as Cameron Frye ... "Eh... batta batta batta batta suuuwing batta... c'mon.."
Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller & Cameron ... "Eh... batta batta batta suuuwing batta..."
Cameron ... "He can't hit he can't hit he can't hit he
can't hit he can't hit suuuuwing batta..."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
124k |
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fbdo-beatles.wav
Mia Sara as Sloane Peterson ... "What do you think Ferris is gonna do?" (Twist and Shout by the Beatles starts playing)
Cameron ... "He's gonna be a fry cook on Venus."
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Length
00:19
Filesize
418k |
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fbdo-bezerk.wav
Ferris ... "Here's where Cameron goes berserk." (Yelling)
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Length
00:19
Filesize
200k |
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fbdo-bitebig.wav
Jennifer Grey as Jean 'Jeanie' Bueller ... "Bite the big one, Junior."
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Length
00:01
Filesize
22k |
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fbdo-boughtit.wav
Ferris ... "They bought it!"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
221k |
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fbdo-bueller.wav
Teacher ... (taking attendance) "Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?"
Girl ... "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
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Length
00:19
Filesize
201k |
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fbdo-callmesir.wav
Cameron ... "Call me sire, god dammit!"
Jeffrey Jones as Dean Edward 'Ed' R. Rooney ... "YES! YES SIR! YES SIR!"
Cameron ... "That's better!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
111k |
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fbdo-camegypt.wav
Cameron ... (Singing) "When Cameron was in Egypt's land... Let my Cameron go!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
252k |
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fbdo-childish.wav
Ferris ... "It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
115k |
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fbdo-clammy.wav
Ferris ... "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom... I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead-lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in the doctor's office... That's worse than school."
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Length
00:18
Filesize
393k |
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fbdo-college.wav
Ferris ... "If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has lot of things to sort out before he graduates. Can't be wound up this tight and go to college... his roommate will kill him!"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
218k |
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fbdo-computer.wav
Ferris ... "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
51k |
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fbdo-dankeshn.wav
Ferris ... "Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites, and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye... this one's for you."
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Length
00:53
Filesize
569k |
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fbdo-diamond.wav
Ferris ... "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
76k |
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fbdo-doagain.wav
Parking Garage Attendant ... "Wooooooo! Hahaha! Yeah man! We got to do this again!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
112k |
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fbdo-dude.wav
Edie McClurg as Grace, School Secretary ... "The sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads... they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
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Length
00:10
Filesize
111k |
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fbdo-ed.wav
Dean Rooney ... "He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body."
Grace ... "He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
83k |
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fbdo-english.wav
Ferris ... "You speak English?"
Richard Edson as A1-EZ OK Park Attendant ... (Looks stunned) "Ah, what country do you think this is?"
Ferris ... "Ok..."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
181k |
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fbdo-ferrari.wav
Cameron ... "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion..."
Ferris ... "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."
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Length
00:24
Filesize
253k |
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fbdo-fertilize.wav
Cindy Pickett as Katie Bueller ... "You're not going to school like this now!"
Jeannie ... "Oh fine! What's this? What's his problem?"
Katie Bueller ... "He doesn't feel well."
Jeannie ... "Yeah, right. Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn."
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Length
00:10
Filesize
205k |
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fbdo-giveeyes.wav
Student ... "This guy in my biology class, said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder! Oh he's such a sweetie! Gotta go!"
Another student ... "Hi Jeannie!"
Jeannie ... "Shutup!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
263k |
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fbdo-harry.wav
Grace ... "You sounded like Dirty Harry just then!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
48k |
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fbdo-holyshit.wav
Cameron ... "Whoa... Holy shit!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
66k |
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fbdo-illgo.wav
Cameron ... "He'll keep callin' me... he'll keep callin' me until I go over. He'll make me feel guilty... This is... This is ridiculous, ok? I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go... wait... I'll go... shit.
{car starts... then stops, sounds of Cameron hitting his hand against the car's seat}
Cameron ... "God dammit! ..."
{car starts and roars... Cameron screams... car stops.} Cameron ... "Forget it... that's it."
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Length
00:37
Filesize
400k |
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fbdo-ingym.wav
Ferris ... "Hey Cameron...you realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
152k |
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fbdo-isms.wav
Ferris ... "It's not that I condone fascism....or any 'ism' for that matter. 'Isms' in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism', they should believe in themselves. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles... I just believe in me.' A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people!"
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Length
00:24
Filesize
525k |
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fbdo-killdcar.wav
Cameron ... "What did I do?"
Ferris ... "You killed the car."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
64k |
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fbdo-letmstay.wav
Jeannie ... "Wait, you're letting him stay home? I can't believe this! If I were bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair."
Ferris ... "Jeannie, please don't be upset with me. You have your health, be thankful."
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Length
00:13
Filesize
269k |
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fbdo-life.wav
Ferris ... "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
61k |
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fbdo-mortuary.wav
Cameron on a pre-recorded answering machine message ... "You have reached the Cawthorne Brothers mortuary. We are deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now, but if you will leave your name and number, we will get back to you as soon as inhumanly possible."
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Length
00:11
Filesize
236k |
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fbdo-nvrdoubt.wav
Ferris ... "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
132k |
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fbdo-pardnfrnch.wav
Cameron ...(pretending to be Sloane's dad) "Pardon my French... but you're an asshole!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
32k |
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fbdo-playsick.wav
Ferris plays "The Blue Danube" on his keyboard using sampled coughs and sick sounds.
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Length
00:09
Filesize
70k |
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fbdo-pos.wav
Ferris ... "Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit."
Cameron ... "A piece of shit?"
Ferris ... "It is a piece of shit! Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit! I have to envy yours."
Cameron ... "Oh, thanks."
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Length
00:14
Filesize
297k |
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fbdo-psandqs.wav
Cameron ... (as Sloane's dad)"Now you just mind you P's and Q's buster.... and remember who your dealing with."
Ferris ... "Bueller. Ferris Bueller."
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Length
00:10
Filesize
103k |
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fbdo-school.wav
Ferris ... "How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
74k |
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fbdo-sngshowr.wav
Ferris ... (Singing in the shower) "I recall Central Park in Fall! How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess... so... "
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Length
00:10
Filesize
210k |
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fbdo-socialism.wav
Ferris ... (Referring to a test he has today) "It's on European socialism. I mean, really! What's the point? I'm not European...I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists... It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!"
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Length
00:15
Filesize
330k |
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fbdo-takitbak.wav
Cameron ... "Please don't say we're not gonna take the car back... Please don't say we're not gonna.... "
Ferris ... "If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I."
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Length
00:34
Filesize
730k |
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fbdo-testicle.wav
Charlie Sheen as Boy in Police Station ... "There's somebody you should talk to."
Jeannie ... "If you say 'Ferris Bueller' you lose a testicle."
Boy ... "Oh, you know him?"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
134k |
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fbdo-throwhim.wav
Dean Rooney ... "I don't trust this kid any further than I could throw him!"
Grace ... "Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody!"
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Length
00:08
Filesize
179k |
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fbdo-understd.wav
Jonathan Schmock as Chez Quis Maitre'd ... "I appreciate your understanding."
Ferris ... "Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself."
Maitre D' ... "Thank you."
Ferris ... "Don't mention it."
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Length
00:16
Filesize
169k |
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fbdo-wench.wav
Student yelling at Jeannie ... "YOU HEARTLESS WENCH!"
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Length
00:01
Filesize
25k |
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fbdo-whatscore.wav
Rooney ... (Looking at the Cubs baseball game on TV) "What's the score?"
Joey D. Vieira as Pizza Man ... " Nothin' nothin'."
Rooney ... "Who's winning?"
Pizza Guy ... "The Bears."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
127k |
