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lw4-afghanistan.wav
Chris Rock as Lee Butters ... "Afghanistan! I don't know nobody in Afghanistan! I don't know what fucking Afghanistan looks like, and even if I did, I would not talk to their Afghan-ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
128k |
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lw4-angel.wav
Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs ... "You sure picked a strange angel, honey! But I got the message."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
60k |
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lw4-ask.wav
Riggs ... "I mean, he took my gun apart with one deft move! How did he do that, huh? How?"
Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh ... "Yeah, ok, let's go ask him."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
129k |
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lw4-boinking.wav
Murtaugh ... "Trish is Ebony Clark!"
Riggs ... "Trish is Ebony... you are boinking her!"
Murtaugh ... "Yeah, yeah! I'm boinking her!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
97k |
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lw4-bookem.wav
Butters ... "License, registration, urine sample!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
32k |
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lw4-camera.wav
Joe Pesci as Leo Getz ... "Twenty-seven people, nobody thought of bringing a camera?"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
22k |
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lw4-captains.wav
Riggs ... "Lieutenant!"
Murtaugh ... "Hey!"
Steve Kahan as Capt. Ed Murphy ... "There's no open lieutenant spots, so the Chief is using his special privilege, and is making you Captains."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
82k |
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lw4-cellphones.wav
Butters ... "You get a call, they cut you off. You make a call, they cut you off. What's the point?"
Leo ... "You know what they're doin', kid? They fuck you with cell phones! That's what it is! They're fucking you with the cell phones!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
101k |
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lw4-chinese.wav
Riggs ... "I'm sorry, honey, I had some bad Chinese."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
32k |
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lw4-dead.wav
Jet Li as Wah Sing Ku ... "In Hong Kong, you'd be dead."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
34k |
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lw4-dog.wav
Leo ... "Very funny! I'm working on a very important P.I. case!"
Murtaugh ... "Did the dog hire you?"
Leo ... "No, the dog didn't hire me!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
59k |
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lw4-doughnut.wav
Rene Russo as Lorna Cole ... "I brought you a doughnut."
Riggs ... "A doughnut! Police food! How did you know?"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
36k |
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lw4-eyeballs.wav
Butters ... "The found him on a rooftop nearby, strangled. And get this, pigeons ate his eyeballs!"
Riggs ... "Cool."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
71k |
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lw4-father.wav
Murtaugh ... "I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant, you're gonna be a father!"
Riggs ... "No, get going, get... what did you say?"
Murtaugh ... "You're gonna be a father!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
97k |
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lw4-fliedlice.wav
Riggs ... "Flied lice?"
Kim Chan as Uncle Benny ... "Flied lice! It is fried rice, you plick!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
42k |
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lw4-friends.wav
Leo ... "You're not better friends than Froggy, you're just different."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
33k |
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lw4-froggy.wav
Leo ... "I had this pet frog, his name was Froggy. He was my best friend in the whole world."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
53k |
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lw4-grandpa.wav
Leo ... "Sure getting grumpy since you found out you're gonna be a grandpa!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
28k |
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lw4-hand.wav
Leo ... "Talk to the hand, ok? I'll be right back! Ok, wait, wait!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
26k |
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lw4-hireleo.wav
Riggs ... "We should hire Leo."
Murtaugh ... "Hire Leo?"
Riggs ... "Yeah, hire him. He can follow Uncle Benny around."
Murtaugh ... "But Uncle Benny will see him!"
Riggs ... "Yeah, yeah, that's the idea, it'll drive him nuts!"
Murtaugh ... "But Uncle Benny will shoot him! ... Hey, let's hire him!"
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Length
00:13
Filesize
136k |
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lw4-igetit.wav
Leo ... "What-ever! I get it, I get it!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
19k |
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lw4-machines.wav
Leo ... "These machines, they take your plastic, they wreck it, then they give you the damn camera, the camera doesn't work... you know what they're doing here? They're just trying to..."
Everybody ... "LEO!"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
76k |
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lw4-married.wav
Lorna ... "I said I didn't want to get married, but I do want to get married! I want to be a wife before I'm a mother! And I lied, I just lied!"
Riggs ... "Ok."
Lorna ... "And I know you don't want to... you said ok?"
Riggs ... "Yes I did."
Lorna ... "He said ok, Leo!"
Leo ... "Oh, my God!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
125k |
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lw4-marry.wav
Riggs ... "Will you marry me?"
Lorna ... "Oh, Riggs, you bet I will Riggs!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
49k |
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lw4-nautical.wav
Leo ... "I love these people get around boats and water, all of a sudden everything becomes fucking nautical! Astern, avast ye land lubbers, man the bilge pumps! Pump your fucking ass!"
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Length
00:11
Filesize
113k |
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lw4-novacancies.wav
Murtaugh ... "What happened to bring me your tired, your poor, your wretched masses yearning to be free?"
Cop ... "Now it reads No Vacancies."
Murtaugh ... "Guess your parents were Native American."
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Length
00:10
Filesize
107k |
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lw4-old.wav
Riggs ... "We're not too old for this shit."
Murtaugh ... "Oh, well, ... we're not too old for this shit!"
Riggs ... "Say it like you believe it, we're not too old for this shit!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
101k |
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lw4-perp.wav
Butters ... "Oh, you see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp? Look at my suit, look at my tie! What do I look like, a fucking Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch! Check out the gun!"
Leo ... "Ok, ok, hey, hey, put the gun down! Put the gun down!"
Butters ... "License, registration, urine sample!"
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Length
00:16
Filesize
177k |
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lw4-pissed.wav
Riggs ... "Well, now you done it, now he's really pissed!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
32k |
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lw4-pregnant.wav
Riggs ... "Yeah, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you, too. Rianne's pregnant, you're gonna be a grandfather!"
Murtaugh ... "Rianne's WHAT?"
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Length
00:08
Filesize
83k |
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lw4-rights.wav
Butters ... "You got the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, ok? You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!"
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Length
00:13
Filesize
143k |
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lw4-search.wav
Leo ... "Very funny, you know that cop had me there for an hour? He tried to strip search me!"
Riggs ... "Hey, did you get his phone number?"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
42k |
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lw4-siren.wav
Riggs ... "God, I'd give my right arm for a siren right now!"
Murtaugh ... "Ahhhhh-ahhhhh!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
53k |
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lw4-situation.wav
Murtaugh ... "Yeah, you are an ugly situation!"
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Length
00:01
Filesize
14k |
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lw4-thing.wav
Murtaugh ... "The guy's too damn good!"
Riggs ... "Well, yeah, he's damn good! I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun? How the hell did he do that?"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
51k |
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lw4-tooth.wav
Leo ... "Oooohhhh, my tooth!"
Jennie Lew Tugend as Chen's Receptionist ... "What's the matter with you, sir?"
Leo ... "What's the matter? My ass hurts! My tooth! What is this, a dentist's office or a proctologist?"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
76k |
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lw4-track.wav
Riggs ... "Hey, if he gets away, we can track him down later on with a Howitzer or something!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
40k |
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lw4-twotrips.wav
Riggs ... "I know you had to do something, so you brought 'em home!"
Murtaugh ... "Yeah, took two trips!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
38k |
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lw4-underwear.wav
Murtaugh ... "I don't want to die in my underwear, Riggs!" (makes chicken noises)
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Length
00:03
Filesize
29k |
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lw4-usual.wav
Riggs ... "What happened? Gunfights, explosions, sharks, the usual."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
39k |
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lw4-victims.wav
Butters ... "We got people getting killed left, right, and center in this town, now we're importing victims?"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
50k |
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lw4-whatever.wav
Leo ... "Whatever, whatever!"
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Length
00:01
Filesize
15k |
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lw4-womanhood.wav
Riggs ... "Have I ever made your womanhood reach peaks that would rival the highest Himalayas?"
Lorna ... "Foothills of Malibu, maybe."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
85k |
