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Location: Home > Movies > National Lampoon's - Loaded Weapon 1 (11 WAVs Found)

lw1-afterbeep.wav
Wes Luger ... {Answering Machine} "You've reached the desk of Sergeant Wes Luger. Please leave a message after the beep."
Billie ... "Yeah, Wes, it's me, Billie."
Wes Luger ... {Answering Machine} "Hey! I said AFTER the beep!"
Billie ... "Excuse me."

Length
00:13
Filesize
32k

lw1-carbombs.wav
{Explosion}
Jack Colt ... "Good thing we used valet parking."
Wes Luger ... "TAXI!"
{Another Explosion}
Jack Colt ... "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."
Wes Luger ... "Not a hell of a lot more!"

Length
00:20
Filesize
47k

lw1-chicken.wav
Jack Colt ... "I just gotta ask. What does human flesh taste like?"
Harold Leacher ... "Chicken."

Length
00:06
Filesize
13k

lw1-excited.wav
Jack Colt ... "When Claire was excited to see me she'd pee on my leg."

Length
00:13
Filesize
32k

lw1-footonfire.wav
Wes Luger ... "Whatcha have, Irv?"
Irv ... "Well I'm not sure, Sarge, it's a nagging, itching, burning sensation."
Wes Luger ... "What the hell do you expect, you're foot's on fire!"

Length
00:10
Filesize
24k

lw1-licktoes.wav
Wes Luger ... "You two we're living together?"
Jack Colt ... "Hell, she used to sleep at my feet and lick my toes. Though, sometimes she'd forget about me and lick herself for hours."

Length
00:09
Filesize
22k

lw1-lucky.wav
Jack Colt ... "I know what you're thinkin', punk. You're thinking 'did he fire a hundred and seventy-three times or a hundred and seventy-four'? Well, do you feel lucky, punk?"

Length
00:16
Filesize
38k

lw1-nitemare.wav
Jack Colt ... "Who the hell are you?"
Jigsaw ... "I am your WORST nightmare!"
Jack Colt ... "No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."
Jigsaw ... "Okay, all right, so I'm not your worst nightmare, but I'm RIGHT up there!"

Length
00:17
Filesize
42k

lw1-nuzzle.wav
Wes Luger ... "Personally, I don't think it's such a good idea to get that involved with your partner."
Jack Colt ... "Hey, pal, you try not getting involved with a partner who saves your life one minute then nuzzles your crotch the next."

Length
00:09
Filesize
22k

lw1-oic.wav
Wes Luger ... "There's something between you and this General Mortars."
Jack Colt ... "He was my C.O. in Nam. The C.I.A. listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. Id'd his M.O. and we put out an A.P.B."
Wes Lugar: "Oh, I see."

Length
00:11
Filesize
27k

lw1-scotty.wav
Wes Lugar ... "I want the York case."
Captain Doyle ... "There is no York case, it was a suicide! Coffee? Cappuccino? Espresso?"
{Explosion}
Captain Doyle ... "Hey, Scotty, can you get this machine to work?"
Scotty ... "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! If I push it any harder the whole thing will blow!"

Length
00:17
Filesize
40k


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