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Location: Home > Movies > Top Secret! (49 WAVs Found)

ts-18.wav
Nick ... "Ist sein Tochter ochtzen bitte?"
Martin ... "What does that mean?"
Nick ... "Is your daughter 18?"

Length
00:04
Filesize
10k

ts-45min.wav
Nick ... "I'm going after them. I'll meet you at the landing field."
Ducoit ... "Nick, whether you make it back or not, that plane must take off with Dr. Flammond at 1800 hours."
Dejavu ... "But we recommend you be there at least 45 minutes before departure, especially at this time of year."
Ducoit ... "Good luck, Nick."

Length
00:17
Filesize
50k

ts-abyss.wav
Nick (during concert) ... "Baby, I'm standing at the great abyss of love, and.. and I'm TEETERIN'!"

Length
00:06
Filesize
16k

ts-america.wav
Nick ... "Well, you know, I think you'd really like America. We've got the Liberty Bell, Disneyland on both coasts, it's happening."

Length
00:05
Filesize
16k

ts-attit.wav
Customs Officer ... "Your attitude has been noted, Mr. Rivers."

Length
00:04
Filesize
10k

ts-bball.wav
Cedric ... "Do you know any good white basketball players?"
Unnamed spy ... "There are no good white basketball players, my friend."

Length
00:06
Filesize
16k

ts-bkend.wav
Nigel ... "Now just shut up and give me the back half."
Ducoit ... "All right, be an a**hole."

Length
00:05
Filesize
14k

ts-cant.wav
Dr Flammond ... "I cannot leave the country without my daughter."

Length
00:03
Filesize
9k

ts-chnge.wav
Nick ... "And when we get to America."
Hillary ... "Who knows what will be then."
Nick ... "Everything's going to be fine."
Hillary ... "Things change, people change, hairstyles change."
Nick ... "Hillary, I want you to be with me."
Hillary ... "Interest rates fluctuate. Who knows?"
Nick ... "Don't you want to come with me? If you don't, say so, say it now."

Length
00:22
Filesize
64k

ts-close.wav
{Music medley as sung by Nick (Val Kilmer) over closing credits.}

Length
03:53
Filesize
682k

ts-cncrt.wav
Nick (in concert) ...
"I'm gonna say something I've never said before
"I even love you. Oh, there's no use.
"I'm beggin you darlin'.
"I can't face another day without you.
"Oh, honey lamb, I'm afraid.
"Don't you understand I'm losin', losin' my very mind.
"I gotta have you with me.
"I'm in such a complete anguish without you, oh, sugar drawers, baby, I'm standin' at the great abyss of love, and, and I'm TEETERIN'
"Oh, dumplin', I promise, I'll even be nice to your mama."

Length
00:37
Filesize
108k

ts-crick.wav
{Cricket being killed with sledge hammer.}

Length
00:06
Filesize
18k

ts-dead1.wav
General ... "Let us hope for your sake that Sergeant Kruger survives."
{Phone rings.}
Major ... "Ja?..It is the hospital, mein General."
General ... What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? Yes. I see. He's dead. Well, let me know if there is any change in his condition."

Length
00:25
Filesize
74k

ts-dog.wav
Cedric ... "You dropped your phony dog poop."
Unknown Spy ... "What phony dog poop?"

Length
00:05
Filesize
13k

ts-drpal.wav
Dr Flammond ... "I am Dr. Paul Flammond. I am a prisoner here, just like you, my son."

Length
00:05
Filesize
15k

ts-elvtr.wav
Ducoit ... "Don't worry about us. We will hear his music on the Voice Of America. We will hear it in the hearts of the people and in elevators everywhere."
Chocolate Mousse ... "And as long as we do, we know we are not alone in our fight."

Length
00:13
Filesize
39k

ts-expln.wav
Hillary ... "Nick, I want to explain."
Nick ... "What's there to explain?"
Hillary ... "But I just wanted to say that."
Nick ... "Look. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground."
Hillary ... "I know it, it all sounds like some bad movie."

Length
00:21
Filesize
62k

ts-fool.wav
Nigel ... "Don't take it too badly, old boy. You're no more of a fool than the others."

Length
00:04
Filesize
12k

ts-futbl.wav
Dejavu ... "We must put a stop to these afternoon football games."

Length
00:03
Filesize
10k

ts-gas.wav
Chocolate Mousse ... {Laughing}
Nick ... "You mind if I have a swig of this?"
Chocolate Mousse ... "Go right ahead."
{Sound of bottle swishing then spewing}
Nick ... "What the hell is this stuff?"
Chocolate Mousse ... "Gasoline!" {Laughter, then gulping.}

Length
00:15
Filesize
42k

ts-grmns.wav
{Sound of car starting, and then tires squealing.}
Latrine ... "You've got to hand it to the Germans, they make great cars."
Chocolate Mousse ... {Laughing}

Length
00:09
Filesize
25k

ts-hilry.wav
Hillary ... "Hillary."
Nick ... "Hillary. That's an unusual name."
Hillary ... "It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity.'"

Length
00:10
Filesize
29k

ts-hojo.wav
Cedric ... "Driver, why are we stopped here? This isn't the Howard Johnsons."

Length
00:04
Filesize
11k

ts-hours.wav
Hillary ... "That's okay, don't feel bad. It happens to lots of men the first time. Just relax, I'll pour you a drink. We can always try again in a couple of hours."

Length
00:13
Filesize
38k

ts-howdo.wav
Nigel ... "How do we know he's not Mel Torme?"

Length
00:03
Filesize
8k

ts-immel.wav
German teenybopper ... "Excuse me, but aren't you Nick Rivers, the American rock and roll star?"
Nick ... "Uh, no, no I'm not."
German teenybopper ... "Oh, but you must be. Won't you sing us just one song?"
Nick ... "I'm sorry, you must have me confused with somebody else. I'm, uh, Mel Torme!"
German teenyboppers ... "Awwww..."

Length
00:22
Filesize
65k

ts-indis.wav
Ducoit ... "Well, Monsiuer Rivers, it seems that you have become, how do you say, indispensable?"
Nick ... "Indispensable."
Ducoit ... "That's what I thought."

Length
00:12
Filesize
34k

ts-intim.wav
Nick ... "After you, my dear. You're just in time, you know, I don't think I've ever seen you looking so lovely."

Length
00:06
Filesize
18k

ts-jimmy.wav
Hillary ... "My uncle was born in America."
Nick ... "Oh, really?"
Hillary ... "But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency."

Length
00:11
Filesize
31k

ts-klaus.wav
General ... "Klaus is a moron, who knows only what he reads in the New York Post."

Length
00:03
Filesize
10k

ts-leroy.wav
{Door slamming.}
General ... "Well?"
Major ... "They're still working on him. He won't break. They've tried everything. Do you want me to bring out the Leroy Nieman paintings?"
General ... "No. We cannot risk violating the Geneva Convention."

Length
00:16
Filesize
48k

ts-liebe.wav
Major ... {snarling} "Ich liebe dich, mein Schatz." (German for "I love you, my darling.")

Length
00:06
Filesize
18k

ts-litgr.wav
Hillary ... "That's all right, I know a little German. He's sitting over there."

Length
00:04
Filesize
11k

ts-mama.wav
Nick (in concert) ... "I promise I'll even be nice to your mama."

Length
00:02
Filesize
7k

ts-nick.wav
Nick ... "I'm pleased to meet you, my name's Nick."
Hillary ... "Nick? What does that mean?"
Nick ... "Uh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."

Length
00:10
Filesize
28k

ts-notml.wav
Alfred Potato ... "This is not Mel Torme!"

Length
00:03
Filesize
8k

ts-polic.wav
Hillary ... "Come on, we've got to get out of here."
Nick ... "Don't you think we ought to wait for the police?"
Hillary ... "That was the police!"

Length
00:05
Filesize
14k

ts-prez.wav
Hillary ... "But I can't go on that plane."
Dr. Flammond ... "But, Hillary!"
Hillary ... "No, Father, I'm needed here. For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected President, we must continue the struggle!"

Length
00:17
Filesize
49k

ts-rats.wav
Dr. Flammond ... "You must go now, quickly. If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

Length
00:06
Filesize
18k

ts-skool.wav
{Whipping sounds... Nick drifts off into a dream}
Nick ... "Do you know which room the final chemistry exam is in?"
Student ... "All of the exams are over. Haven't you been to class?"
Nick ... "No."
Student ... "But it's the end of the semester."
Nick ... "No, No! I haven't studied. Oh, no, I'm back in school! I can't believe I'm back in school!"
{Whipping sounds}

Length
00:25
Filesize
72k

ts-smil1.wav
General ... "Do not be so sure, Mr. Rivers. Evidently your friend did not realize that here in East Germany we use 220 volt current. He was found in his hotel room impaled upon a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face."

Length
00:20
Filesize
57k

ts-smil2.wav
General ... "Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face."

Length
00:05
Filesize
14k

ts-sucks.wav
Dr. Flammond ... "But, then, one night, the secret police broke into my house, they tore me from my family, ransacked my laboratory, and brought me to this dungeon."
Nick ... "That sucks!"

Length
00:11
Filesize
32k

ts-tenis.wav
Hillary ... "Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?"
Unknown Spy ... "In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual." 21k

Length
00:07
Filesize
21k

ts-think.wav
Nigel ... "I was exposed to the works of great thinkers: Karl Marx, Lenin, L. Ron Hubbard, Freddie Laker."

Length
00:06
Filesize
18k

ts-unsed.wav
Hillary ... "Some things are much better left unsaid."
Nick ... "Like what?"
Hillary ... "Well, you know, Sometimes when you blow your nose into a tissue, and you put it in your purse, then a little while later you have to reach in there for your lipstick or something, and your hand gushes into it, and ..."
Nick ... "Okay, okay, right, you're right.. some things are better left unsaid."

Length
00:20
Filesize
57k

ts-want.wav
Nick ... "Don't you want to come with me? If you don't, say so, say it now!"
Hillary ... "Want! Want! More than anything! Take me, take me with you!"

Length
00:16
Filesize
45k

ts-wards.wav
Nick ... A sentence in German.
Martin ... "What the hell did you say to him?"
Nick ... "Nothing. I just told him I'd put his name on the Montgomery Wards mailing list."

Length
00:11
Filesize
32k

ts-whoru.wav
Dr. Flammond ... "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Length
00:03
Filesize
9k


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