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Location: Home > Movies > There's Something About Mary (45 WAVs Found)

tsam-7minabs.wav
Hitchhiker ... "You heard of this thing the 8-minute abs?"
Ted ... "Yes, 8 minute ads, sure, the exercise video."
Hitchhiker ... "Well this is going to BLOW that right outta the water, listen to this ... SEVEN minute abs."

Length
00:14
Filesize
154k

tsam-7minutes.wav
Hitchhiker ... "I'm only waiting seven minutes, total."

Length
00:04
Filesize
37k

tsam-alittle.wav
Magda ... "Oh my god!... He's got him wrapped up like a little baby."
Pat ... "He was a little chilly."

Length
00:12
Filesize
130k

tsam-allgods.wav
Pat ... "I'll be honest with you ... "

Length
00:09
Filesize
25k

tsam-awful.wav
Pat ... "How many is this?"
Tucker ... "Four."
Pat ... "Four? That seems like an awful lot of speed to give one little pooch."

Length
00:08
Filesize
88k

tsam-awhitehd.wav
Dom ... "You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary?"

Length
00:04
Filesize
39k

tsam-brett.wav
Pat ... "What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?"
Brett Favre ... "I'm in town to play the dolphins you dumbass."

Length
00:04
Filesize
44k

tsam-budor.wav
Mary ... "Pat do you want a Budweiser or a Hiney?"
Pat ... "Yeayea whatever. Cmon puffer! Stay away from the light!"
Mary ... "Ok, I'll just get you a regular."

Length
00:14
Filesize
149k

tsam-canof.wav
Mary's Dad ... "Don't make me have to open a can of whoop ass on you, hear?"

Length
00:02
Filesize
17k

tsam-choke.wav
Dom ... "You choke the chicken."

Length
00:03
Filesize
9k

tsam-closing.wav
Ted ... "He never even looked her up down there. He was there closing his deal with the Rice-A-Roni people the whole time!"

Length
00:05
Filesize
52k

tsam-fellin.wav
Ted ... "When I was 16 years old, I fell in love."

Length
00:02
Filesize
22k

tsam-flog.wav
Dom ... "Oh my god.. he doesn't flog the dolphin before going out on a date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun."

Length
00:08
Filesize
87k

tsam-frankor.wav
Mary's Mom ... "What exactly are we looking at here?"
Ted ... "What do you mean"
Mary's Mom ... "Is it the .. umm.. or the .. umm.."
Mary's Dad ... "Is it the frank or the beans?"

Length
00:12
Filesize
132k

tsam-franks.wav
Warren ... "Franks and beans! Franks and beans!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

tsam-gota.wav
Policeman ... "It's just like pulling off a band-aid. A one, and a two, and a ... "
Paramedic ... "We got a bleeder!"

Length
00:11
Filesize
122k

tsam-hairgel.wav
Mary ... "What is that? On your ear? No, on your left ear. Is that hair gel?"

Length
00:09
Filesize
99k

tsam-hewas.wav
Warren ... "He was masterbauting!"

Length
00:02
Filesize
22k

tsam-howthe.wav
Fireman ... "How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?"

Length
00:02
Filesize
22k

tsam-idont.wav
Pat ... "What do you think your sh*t don't stink?"
Ted ... "No, I dont, think, umm, it does, I don't care."

Length
00:05
Filesize
59k

tsam-imanine.wav
Ted ... "What about Brett Favre?"
Mary ... "What did I tell you the first time we met? I'm a niners fan."

Length
00:08
Filesize
85k

tsam-inlove.wav
Ted ... "Umm look, we're all in love with Mary."

Length
00:04
Filesize
40k

tsam-itchy.wav
Hitchhiker ... "Man, your car seats are making me itchy man. What are these made out of, cactus?"

Length
00:05
Filesize
52k

tsam-little.wav
Dom ... "Hey uh Brett what are the chances I could get your autograph on this pump. Something nice for the wife and kids."
Mary ... "What?"
Dom ... "Oh, shutup, cocktease."

Length
00:09
Filesize
93k

tsam-loaded.wav
Ted ... "I've been going out with a loaded gun!"
Dom ... "People get hurt that way."

Length
00:05
Filesize
53k

tsam-makin.wav
Ted ... "Hey... hey.. are you the little guy making all that big noise?"

Length
00:07
Filesize
73k

tsam-meatina.wav
Ted ... "You know what I would like to see? I would like to see more meats in a cone."

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

tsam-meatison.wav
Mary ... "You know I don't think they have enough meats on sticks."

Length
00:02
Filesize
26k

tsam-mybase.wav
Warren ... "Have you seen my baseball?"

Length
00:02
Filesize
18k

tsam-myreal.wav
Pat ... "My real pashion is my hobby"
Mary ... "Oh realy, what's that?"
Pat ... "I work with retards."

Length
00:06
Filesize
62k

tsam-mywien.wav
Warren ... "Have you seen my .. weiner?"

Length
00:02
Filesize
23k

tsam-puffer.wav
Pat ... "Puffer ball likes it when I rub his belly."

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

tsam-pufferpf.wav
Pat ... "Puffer doesnt like bad guys does he? Puffer, Puffer?"

Length
00:06
Filesize
68k

tsam-sheknew.wav
Ted ... "I couldn't believe it, she knew my name! Some of my best friends didnt know my name."

Length
00:04
Filesize
44k

tsam-spank.wav
Dom ... "Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date."

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

tsam-started.wav
Pat ... "You asked me to follow around your girl, and I did. And the truth is, I started to like her."

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

tsam-thatbubb.wav
Mary's Dad ... "What's that bubble there?"
Ted ... "Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
Mary's Dad ... "How did you get the beans above the frank?"
Ted ... "I dont know, it's not like it was a well thought out plan."

Length
00:10
Filesize
108k

tsam-thebad.wav
Magda ... "And you know that Puffy, he only barks at the bad people."

Length
00:03
Filesize
36k

tsam-togetto.wav
Homeless Man ... "I was only boning you to get to Mary."

Length
00:03
Filesize
33k

tsam-whatkind.wav
Ted ... "Ummm .. Mary .. What kind of dog is Puffy?"
{Banging noise coming from bathroom}

Length
00:10
Filesize
105k

tsam-wheres.wav
Mary ... "Magda, Magda, Hunny, Where's Puffy?"
Magda ... "Oh, he was being a pest so I put him in the bathroom."
{Banging noise coming from bathroom}

Length
00:10
Filesize
111k

tsam-yougotta.wav
Mary's Dad ... "Shiela hunny, you gotta come here. You gotta see this."

Length
00:03
Filesize
36k

tsam-youregon.wav
Ted ... "Hey I know this is the Bible Belt and everything, but where I come from, this is not that big of a deal."
Cop ... "You son of a bitch, you're going to fry."

Length
00:14
Filesize
149k

tsam-yourewge.wav
Ted ... "Woogie? Woogie? You're Woogie?"
Dom ... "Dom Wooganowske."

Length
00:04
Filesize
39k

tsam-zipped.wav
{Zipping sound followed by screams of Ted}

Length
00:08
Filesize
82k


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