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jm-allyou.wav
Kelly Preston as Avery Bishop ... "It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe ME! Save ME! Love ME!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
46k |
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jm-alone.wav
Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire ... "That, ah, lone thing...is not my specialty."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
35k |
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jm-another.wav
Avery ... "If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I would do it."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
54k |
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jm-boohoo.wav
Cuba Gooding Jr. as Rod Tidwell ... "Well, boo-f**king-hoo!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
30k |
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jm-cereal.wav
Jerry ... "Oh, no, thanks. We bottom feeders prefer cereal first."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
37k |
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jm-complete.wav
Jerry ... "I love you. You complete me."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
66k |
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jm-crydate.wav
Bonnie Hunt as Laurel Boyd ... "Don't cry at the beginning of a date -- cry at the end, like I do."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
35k |
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jm-didyouknow.wav
Jonathan Lipnicki as Ray Boyd ... "Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?"
Jerry ... "Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?"
Ray ... "Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?"
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Length
00:14
Filesize
108k |
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jm-dontpanic.wav
Jerry ... "When you think about what you did back there don't ... don't panic."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
35k |
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jm-empty.wav
Jared Jussim as Dicky Fox ... "If this is empty, this doesn't matter."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
46k |
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jm-everything.wav
Jerry ... "You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
38k |
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jm-fair.wav
Rod ... "You have got to be fair to her. If you don't love her, you've got to tell her."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
48k |
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jm-flipout.wav
Jerry ... "Well, don't worry, don't' worry. I'm not going to do what you all think I'm going to do, which is FLIP OUT!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
94k |
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jm-freaked.wav
Jay Mohr as Bob Sugar ... "I don't want to say he was drug induced or whatever, but the fact is the guy just completely f**king freaked out."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
43k |
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jm-getpast.wav
Bob Sugar ... "Could you get past yourself for a second? Jesus!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
27k |
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jm-gladtalk.wav
Jerry ... "I'm glad we had this talk."
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Length
00:01
Filesize
15k |
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jm-goingon.wav
Renée Zellweger as Dorothy Boyd ... "Sometimes, I can't tell at all what's going on in that head of yours."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
46k |
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jm-greatday.wav
Dicky Fox ... "I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say 'This is going to be a great day!' "
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Length
00:06
Filesize
65k |
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jm-hadmeathello.wav
Dorothy ... "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
48k |
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jm-hangball.wav
Copy Guy ... "That's how you become great man. Hang your balls out there."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
39k |
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jm-hardwork.wav
Dorothy ... "But maybe, love shouldn't be such hard work."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
33k |
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jm-hearttell.wav
Jerry ... "I'm going to make this decision easy for you, okay? Just what does your heart tell you?"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
48k |
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jm-hepburn.wav
Jerry ... "Wow! That's more than a dress...its a Audrey Hepburn movie."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
39k |
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jm-hootie.wav
Kid ... "Excuse me..."
Rod ... "Hey, what's happening?"
Kid ... "Are you a Hootie?"
Rod ... "No..I am not Hootie. Mofo."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
66k |
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jm-humanhead.wav
Ray ... "The human head weighs eight pounds."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
37k |
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jm-imsaying.wav
Rod ... "I hear that you hear what I'm saying...but do you truly hear what I'm saying?"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
41k |
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jm-incapable.wav
Regina King as Marcee Tidwell ... "This is humiliating, I'm pregnant, and I'm incapable of bullshit."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
36k |
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jm-insults.wav
Dorothy ... "I'm sorry, but I'm not as good with the insults as she is."
Marcee ... "No, that was pretty good."
Rod ... "No shit."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
54k |
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jm-interest.wav
Laurel ... "This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
31k |
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jm-kidtech.wav
Todd Louiso as Chad The Nanny ... "Nanny? I prefer 'child technician.' "
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Length
00:03
Filesize
34k |
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jm-killyou.wav
Laurel ... "You fuck this up, I'll kill you."
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Length
00:01
Filesize
15k |
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jm-letulive.wav
Tyson ... "Go mofo!"
Marcee ... "Uh-uh. Come here, come here. Why don't you be the first man in your family not to use that word, then we'll let you live."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
130k |
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jm-likeme.wav
Dorothy ... "I've got this great guy and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
84k |
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jm-listens.wav
Laurel ... "I'm losing the only person who listens to me, and you only listen to me partially."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
38k |
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jm-livehere.wav
Dorothy ... "I think you should not come in, or come in. Depending on how you feel."
Jerry ... "It's up to you."
Dorothy ... "No, I have to go in, I live here."
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Length
00:20
Filesize
212k |
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jm-lostbull.wav
Jerry ... "I had lost the ability to bullshit."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
25k |
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jm-makeday.wav
Dorothy ... "I'm sure that would just make your day, huh?"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
38k |
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jm-makesme.wav
Rod ... "To hear you say that, makes me love you baby!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
32k |
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jm-manheis.wav
Dorothy ... "I love him for the..for the man he wants to be and I love him for the man he almost is!"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
76k |
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jm-miracles.wav
Rod ... "I am a valuable commodity. I go across the middle. I see a dude coming at me...trying to kill me! I say 'Get killed...catch the ball' Boo-yah! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
93k |
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jm-moment.wav
Jerry ... "This moment will the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this god forsaken business and we will do it together."
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Length
00:13
Filesize
135k |
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jm-money1.wav
Jerry ... "Yeah, w-what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you."
Rod ... "It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell...its our family motto. Are you ready Jerry?"
Jerry ... "I'm ready."
Rod ... "Just want to make sure you're ready, brother. Cuz here it is --- Show me the money!"
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Length
00:19
Filesize
150k |
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jm-money2.wav
Rod ... "I love the black man!"
Jerry ... "I LOVE THE BLACK MAN! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
42k |
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jm-money3.wav
Rod ... "I love black people!"
Jerry ... "I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
26k |
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jm-mrblack.wav
Jerry ... "He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person? I'm MR. black people!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
42k |
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jm-neverbetter.wav
Avery ... "DONT .. EVER .. STOP .. FUCKING .. ME .. NEVER ... BETTER."
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Length
00:20
Filesize
218k |
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jm-nitemare.wav
Jerry ... "Yes, jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
25k |
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jm-notrest.wav
Jerry ... "I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during a super bowl game you are winning."
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Length
00:09
Filesize
98k |
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jm-notshow.wav
Bob Sugar ... "It's not show friends, it's show business."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
26k |
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jm-oak.wav
Jerry O'Connell as Frank Cushman ... "You know I don't do contracts. But what you do have is my word. And it's stronger than oak."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
65k |
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jm-personal.wav
Dicky Fox ... "The key to this business is personal relationships."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
46k |
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jm-remove.wav
Marcee ... "And say what? Please remove your dick from my ass?"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
31k |
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jm-ridofme.wav
Jerry ... "I'm not going to let you get rid of me."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
24k |
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jm-roll.wav
Dicky Fox ... "Roll with the punches. Tomorrow is another day."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
44k |
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jm-shoplift.wav
Rod ... "A real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mother."
Jerry ... "I didn't shoplift the pootie -- alright, I shoplifted the pootie."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
127k |
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jm-sleep.wav
Jerry ..."We'll see you all again, sleep tight."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
31k |
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jm-staycalm.wav
Marcee ... "You have to tell me something! I cannot stay calm, I am freakin here!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
38k |
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jm-talking.wav
Rod ... "See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin', and I think we're finally talkin'!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
56k |
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jm-thinthread.wav
Rod ... "Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. You are hanging on by a very thin thread."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
73k |
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jm-thissome.wav
Rod ... "This is some bullshit!"
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Length
00:01
Filesize
15k |
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jm-three.wav
Dorothy ... "I've had three lovers in FOUR years!"
Laurel ... "That's not bad."
Dorothy ... "And all of them were a distant second to a good book and a warm bath."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
88k |
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jm-whomofo.wav
Rod ... "Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?"
Jerry ... "YOU MY MOTHERFUCKER!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
43k |
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jm-wrongmom.wav
Ray ... "What's wrong, mom?"
Dorothy ... "First class is what's wrong. Before it was a better meal, now it's a better life."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
80k |
