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bm-chlorophyll.wav
Adam Sandler as Billy Madison ... "Chlorophyll? More like BORE-A-PHYLL!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
8k |
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bm-finddog.wav
Billy ... "You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
34k |
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bm-goodlookin.wav
Billy ... "Heey, good lookin'!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
18k |
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bm-hesout.wav
Billy ... "Out? Are you kidding me?!!"
Umpire ... "I think you were out."
Billy ... "You think? I think you're going to die!"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
221k |
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bm-nomakeout.wav
Billy ... "NO I will not make out with you."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
84k |
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bm-october.wav
Billy ... "Why did I have so many drinks I can't remember. What's today?"
Norm Macdonald as Frank ... "October?"
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Length
00:08
Filesize
86k |
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bm-piece.wav
Billy ... "Here's a nice piece of shit."
Mark Beltzman as Jack ... "Man oh man, wait until old man Clemens realize that the bag is full of shit."
Billy ... "He's going to shit when he realizes it is shit. Who's got the lighter?"
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Length
00:17
Filesize
186k |
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bm-poop.wav
Jack Mather (II) as Clemens ... "It's poop again!"
Billy ... "He called the shit, poop"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
46k |
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bm-shampoo.wav
Billy ... "Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditionaer is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really?"
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Length
00:17
Filesize
178k |
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bm-shutup.wav
Billy ... "Hey Carl, what's up?"
Larry Hankin as Carl Alphonse ... "Nothing much, Billy, I see you got a little sun today."
Billy ... "Oh yea, you think so? I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours."
Bradley Whitford as Eric Gordon ... "Did you fall asleep or did oyu pass out?"
Billy ... "Ahhhaa haah aha.. SHUT UP!"
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Length
00:13
Filesize
142k |
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bm-spellbee.wav
Darren McGavin as Brian Madison (Billy's Dad) ... "You remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? R-O-K?"
Billy ... "Yyeeaaa... So what's your point?"
Billy's Dad ... "R-O-C-K!"
Billy ... "Oh the C is silent."
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Length
00:14
Filesize
147k |
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bm-stop.wav
Billy .. "Alright, stop before I throw up."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
83k |
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bm-today.wav
Stuttering Kid ... "Tuh-tuh-tuh."
Billy ... "Ta-ta-ta TODAY Junoir!"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
79k |
