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apl-amphetamines.wav
Lloyd Bridges as McCroskey ... "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
27k |
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apl-black.wav
Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson ... "Cream?"
Michelle Stacy as Young Girl with Coffee ... "No Thanks. I take it black, like my men."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
78k |
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apl-clearance.wav
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Roger Murdock ... "We have clearance, Clerance."
Peter Graves (I) as Captain Oveur ... "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
28k |
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apl-dinner.wav
Two "jive" guys order their meal on the plane.
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Length
00:09
Filesize
35k |
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apl-finger.wav
Robert Stack as Kramer ... "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
18k |
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apl-fly.wav
Elaine ... [over intercom] "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
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Length
00:11
Filesize
42k |
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apl-glue.wav
McCroskey ... "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
21k |
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apl-hospital.wav
Leslie Nielsen as Doctor Rumack ... "This woman has got to be taken to a hospital."
Elaine ... "A hospital? What is it?"
Dr. Rumack ... "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
135k |
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apl-jive.wav
Two guys talking jive
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Length
00:31
Filesize
121k |
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apl-jive2.wav
More "jive" talk from the two guys except this time they are accompanied by an older woman who also speaks jive.
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Length
00:22
Filesize
84k |
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apl-joey1.wav
Capt. Oveur ... "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Rossie Harris as Joey ... "No sir, I've never been in a plane before."
Capt Oveur ... "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
76k |
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apl-joey2.wav
Capt Oveur ... "Joey, did you ever hang around the gymnasium?"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
9k |
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apl-joey3.wav
Capt Oveur ... "Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
10k |
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apl-joey4.wav
Capt Oveur ... "Joey, have you ever been in a, in a Turkish prison?"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
10k |
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apl-larger.wav
McCrosky ... "This fog is getting thicker!"
Stephen Stucker as Johnny ... "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
12k |
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apl-load.wav
Voice over Intercom ... "The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
24k |
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apl-no.wav
Air Controller ... "Captain, maybe we oughtta turn on the search lights now."
Kramer ... "No. That's just what they will be expecting us to do."
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Length
00:09
Filesize
100k |
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apl-sale.wav
Johnny ... "There's a sale at Pennys!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
14k |
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apl-smoking.wav
McCroskey ... "Look's like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
18k |
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apl-surely.wav
Robert Hays as Ted Striker ... "Surely you can't be serious!"
Dr. Rumack ... "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
46k |
