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911d.wav
Operator ... "The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to an unpublished number. No further information is available about 9-1-1.
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00:17
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182k |
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aerorubb.wav
Steve Tyler ... "Goodnight, god bless you, and don't forget to wear a rubber!"
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00:05
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100k |
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ak-47.wav
Samuel L. Jackson ... "AK-47, when you absolutely, positively gotta kill every mutha in the room, accept no substitutes!"
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00:08
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91k |
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algore.wav
Kids ... "Al Gore is an ugly idiot!"
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00:04
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81k |
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beans1.wav
An Announcer has a serious problem while talking about National Beans Month, July.
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00:33
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259k |
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bk47.wav
An answering machine message for a gasterial department.
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00:31
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660k |
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bobbit2.wav
A re-enactment of the John Wayne Bobbit incident.
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00:04
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46k |
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booze.wav
"Booze helps parents care for their children."
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00:03
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130k |
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brn_stns.wav
Tim Allen ... "The greatest thing about men is that you can organize your tool area, but you cant keep brown stains out of your underwear."
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00:05
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211k |
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cbdick.wav
A commercial for Cowboy Dick Ice Cream.
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00:57
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445k |
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childish.wav
"To say that your behavior was childish would be an insult to kids everywhere."
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00:05
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107k |
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classy.wav
Jeff Foxworthy ... "We are a classy bunch."
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00:02
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21k |
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condoms.wav
Hot Dog House is now offering special condoms for "regular" guys.
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00:39
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421k |
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crash.wav
Announcer ... "Your computer is about to crash ... kiss your keyboard goodbye."
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00:09
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183k |
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deadcat.wav
The "Meow Mix" cat meets its maker!
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00:02
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18k |
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deadcat2.wav
Deranged Man ... "The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
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00:04
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38k |
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dickens.wav
Commercial for Dicken's Cider.
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01:05
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700k |
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duckjob.wav
The ever-controversial DUCKJOB wav. If you haven't heard this one yet, you are definitely a newbie. ;)
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00:41
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437k |
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freshnes.wav
Girl ... "Mom, do you ever feel not so fresh?"
Mom ... "Why, I don't follow you?"
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00:24
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257k |
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grndhog.wav
Ernest ... "You better give up them cigarettes or the ground hogs will be bringing you your mail."
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00:05
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114k |
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imhelp.wav
A great mix of what some people go through when those dang IMs just keep on popping up!
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00:32
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342k |
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incohol.wav
What happens when you have a little too much to drink and then try to explain yourself.
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00:16
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349k |
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infohway.wav
"Due to construction the information super-highway will be closed until further notice."
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00:04
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93k |
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job_srch.wav
Job Search ... A secretary who cant handle being a secretary, but has something else to offer.
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00:33
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356k |
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who1st.wav
Abbott & Costello's classic skit.
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04:58
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581k |
