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Location: Home > Movies > ! General Humor (25 WAVs Found)

911d.wav
Operator ... "The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to an unpublished number. No further information is available about 9-1-1.

Length
00:17
Filesize
182k

aerorubb.wav
Steve Tyler ... "Goodnight, god bless you, and don't forget to wear a rubber!"

Length
00:05
Filesize
100k

ak-47.wav
Samuel L. Jackson ... "AK-47, when you absolutely, positively gotta kill every mutha in the room, accept no substitutes!"

Length
00:08
Filesize
91k

algore.wav
Kids ... "Al Gore is an ugly idiot!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
81k

beans1.wav
An Announcer has a serious problem while talking about National Beans Month, July.

Length
00:33
Filesize
259k

bk47.wav
An answering machine message for a gasterial department.

Length
00:31
Filesize
660k

bobbit2.wav
A re-enactment of the John Wayne Bobbit incident.

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

booze.wav
"Booze helps parents care for their children."

Length
00:03
Filesize
130k

brn_stns.wav
Tim Allen ... "The greatest thing about men is that you can organize your tool area, but you cant keep brown stains out of your underwear."

Length
00:05
Filesize
211k

cbdick.wav
A commercial for Cowboy Dick Ice Cream.

Length
00:57
Filesize
445k

childish.wav
"To say that your behavior was childish would be an insult to kids everywhere."

Length
00:05
Filesize
107k

classy.wav
Jeff Foxworthy ... "We are a classy bunch."

Length
00:02
Filesize
21k

condoms.wav
Hot Dog House is now offering special condoms for "regular" guys.

Length
00:39
Filesize
421k

crash.wav
Announcer ... "Your computer is about to crash ... kiss your keyboard goodbye."

Length
00:09
Filesize
183k

deadcat.wav
The "Meow Mix" cat meets its maker!

Length
00:02
Filesize
18k

deadcat2.wav
Deranged Man ... "The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

dickens.wav
Commercial for Dicken's Cider.

Length
01:05
Filesize
700k

duckjob.wav
The ever-controversial DUCKJOB wav. If you haven't heard this one yet, you are definitely a newbie. ;)

Length
00:41
Filesize
437k

freshnes.wav
Girl ... "Mom, do you ever feel not so fresh?"
Mom ... "Why, I don't follow you?"

Length
00:24
Filesize
257k

grndhog.wav
Ernest ... "You better give up them cigarettes or the ground hogs will be bringing you your mail."

Length
00:05
Filesize
114k

imhelp.wav
A great mix of what some people go through when those dang IMs just keep on popping up!

Length
00:32
Filesize
342k

incohol.wav
What happens when you have a little too much to drink and then try to explain yourself.

Length
00:16
Filesize
349k

infohway.wav
"Due to construction the information super-highway will be closed until further notice."

Length
00:04
Filesize
93k

job_srch.wav
Job Search ... A secretary who cant handle being a secretary, but has something else to offer.

Length
00:33
Filesize
356k

who1st.wav
Abbott & Costello's classic skit.

Length
04:58
Filesize
581k


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