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xmas-archie.wav
From ... All in the Family
Archie ... "Well what do you call this, huh?"
Edith ... "That was a Christmas present ... "
Archie ... "What fat head would spend any money on a thing like that?"
Edith ... "... From your mother."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
90k |
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xmas-beaver.wav
From ... Leave it to Beaver
The introduction to a Christmas episode.
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Length
00:14
Filesize
149k |
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xmas-cb-about.wav
From ... Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Sally ... "That's what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
25k |
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xmas-cb-card.wav
From ... Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown ... "Rats -- Nobody sent me a Christmas card today."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
59k |
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xmas-cb-emphasis.wav
From ... Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown ... "Rats -- Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody like me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
132k |
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xmas-cb-involvement.wav
From ... Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Sally ... "You need involvement. You need to get involved in some real Christmas projects."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
50k |
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xmas-cb-meaning.wav
From ... Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Linus tells the story of Christmas and what it's all about.
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Length
00:53
Filesize
567k |
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xmas-cb-song.wav
From ... Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
The gang sings "Christmas Time is Here."
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Length
00:11
Filesize
476k |
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xmas-cb-syndicate.wav
From ... Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Lucy ... "Look Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
81k |
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xmas-cheech.wav
From ... Cheech & Chong
Chong sings about Santa.
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Length
00:05
Filesize
56k |
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xmas-crypt.wav
From ... Tales From the Crypt
The CryptKeeper sings his own version of "Deck the Halls."
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Length
00:15
Filesize
321k |
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xmas-cv-happy.wav
From ... National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Clark Griswald informs everyone that they WILL have a Happy Christmas.
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Length
00:05
Filesize
49k |
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xmas-cv-jack.wav
From ... National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Clark ... "Our holidays are always such a mess. How did you get through it?"
??? ... "I had a little help from Jack Daniels."
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Length
00:09
Filesize
101k |
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xmas-cv-tree.wav
From ... National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Clark ... "My tree! Look what you've done to my tree."
??? ... "It was an ugly tree anyway."
??? ... "At least it's out of its misery."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
125k |
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xmas-grinch-keep.wav
From ... How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Grinch ... "I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
50k |
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xmas-grinch-meanone.wav
From ... How the Grinch Stole Christmas
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
46k |
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xmas-loony-daffy.wav
From ... Looney Tunes
Daffy sings "Dashing through the snow."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
17k |
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xmas-loony-merry.wav
From ... Looney Tunes
Bugs Bunny ... "Merry Christmas!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
58k |
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xmas-loony-santie.wav
From ... Looney Tunes
Bugs Bunny ... "Well, I'll be! It really is Santee Claus!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
51k |
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xmas-loony-spirit.wav
From ... Looney Tunes
Bugs Bunny ... "Somebody oughtta teach that little humbug some Christmas spirit."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
41k |
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xmas-nanny.wav
From ... The Nanny
The Nanny ... "We begged my mother for a Christmas Tree ... "
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Length
00:10
Filesize
109k |
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xmas-peewee.wav
From ... Pee Wee Herman
Pee Wee Herman tries to say "Feliz Navidad."
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Length
00:14
Filesize
155k |
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xmas-simp-bart.wav
From ... The Simpsons
Bart ... "Hey Santa. What's shaking man?"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
33k |
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xmas-stooges.wav
From ... The Three Stooges
The Three Stooges hang their socks on the TV Set.
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Length
00:08
Filesize
82k |
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xmas-theref.wav
From ... The Ref
Kevin Spacey ... "You know what I am going to get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."
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Length
00:09
Filesize
99k |
