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tnks-addamsfamilyvalues.wav
From ... Addams Family Values
??? ... "This year, we depict, perhaps the most important day in our shared past -- the first Thanksgiving!
??? ... "A day for maize, the Native American word for corn, a terrific turkey dinner, and brotherhood!"
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Length
00:18
Filesize
194k |
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tnks-allinthefamily.wav
From ... All in the Family
Edith ... "Ta Da!"
??? ... "I'm going to have a leg. Anybody else want a leg?"
Archive ... "No legs for me, you never can tell where a bird's been walked."
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Length
00:15
Filesize
158k |
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tnks-bewitched.wav
From ... Bewitched
Samantha ... "Sweetheart, guess who just dropped in! Aunt Clara! Just in time for Thanksgiving Dinner!"
{Long Pause}
Samantha ... "Isn't that wonderful?"
Aunt Clara ... "I don't think he hears you."
Samantha ... "Darren, can you hear me?"
Darren ... "No."
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Length
00:28
Filesize
297k |
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tnks-bewitched2.wav
From ... Bewitched
Aunt Clara ... "Tabatha, now Aunt Clara will tell you all about the First Thanksgiving. It was a blast. We ate for three days."
Darren ... "You were there?"
Aunt Clara ... "Why, yes, of course!"
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Length
00:17
Filesize
184k |
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tnks-bobhope.wav
From ... The Bob Hope Show
Bob Hope ... "Of course all my relatives will be over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know they will, they are circling over the house now."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
90k |
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tnks-davidletterman.wav
From ... The Late Show with David Letterman
David Letterman ... "When you are sitting around the Thanksgiving table, do you actually mean it when you say 'Mom, can I help you with anything?"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
127k |
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tnks-davidletterman2.wav
From ... The Late Show with David Letterman
David Letterman ... "Thanksgiving, of course, here in New York City is a little different. After they carve the turkey, they dump the carcass in New Jersey."
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Length
00:10
Filesize
109k |
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tnks-friends.wav
From ... Friends
All the Friends ... "Ohhh.. Ohhh... "
Rachel ... "Oh, Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
98k |
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tnks-friends2.wav
From ... Friends
Chandler ... "Ugg, Turkey! Ugg, giving Thanks! Ugg!"
Phoebe ... "Look everyone it's the spirit of Thanksgiving!"
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Length
00:13
Filesize
141k |
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tnks-friends3.wav
From ... Friends
Joey ... "It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
60k |
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tnks-jesse.wav
From ... Jesse
Jesse ... "Oh, and by the way, I make the best damn stuffing in the world, and you're not going to get any!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
63k |
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tnks-kingofthehill.wav
From ... King of the Hill
Peggy ... "Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is -- in my opinion -- the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out."
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Length
00:11
Filesize
118k |
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tnks-ohno.wav
??? ... "Oh No! It's Thanksgiving again!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
49k |
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tnks-pilgrim.wav
Pilgrim ... "That's what makes America great! Neighbor helping neighbor, friend helping friend. It's not saying what can this colony do for me, it's saying what can I do for this colony?"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
112k |
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tnks-roseanne.wav
From ... Roseanne
Roseanne ... "Here I am at five o' clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
84k |
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tnks-shootaturkey.wav
Cartoon Pilgrim ... "I am going to shoot ye turkey for ye Thanksgiving."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
84k |
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tnks-simpsons.wav
From ... The Simpsons
Bart ... "Ah! Cranberry sauce ala Bart."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
63k |
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tnks-simpsons2.wav
From ... The Simpsons
Marge ... "I hope you are happy Bart! You ruined Thanksgiving!"
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Length
00:08
Filesize
82k |
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tnks-simpsons3.wav
From ... The Simpsons
Homer ... "Oh Lord, on this Blessed day, we thank thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness."
{Lots of slurps, burps, and gulps}
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Length
00:24
Filesize
262k |
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tnks-smothersbrothers.wav
From ... The Smothers Brothers
Smother 1 ... "My brother and I are very thankful for many, many things, and of course I know the story of Thanksgiving. I think we all know the story of Thanksgiving."
Smother 2 ... "Well, share the story of Thanksgiving."
Smother 1 ... "Well, once upon a time, a long time ago, the pilgrims came to American."
Smother 2 ... "And?"
Smother 1 ... "That's about it."
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Length
00:20
Filesize
211k |
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tnks-that70sshow.wav
From ... That 70's Show
??? ... "Hey turkey boy. Want to show me your giblets?"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
94k |
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tnks-turkey.wav
A Turkey Gobbling 66k
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Length
00:06
Filesize
65k |
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tnks-turkey2.wav
A Turkey Gobbling
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Length
00:01
Filesize
2k |
